the incredibly attractive person i’ve been oogling at the coffee shop the last hour just pulled out an e-cigarette and is smoking it inside and i am appalled
david: how was your date last night??
me: i’m a critical fan
shyness is nice/shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you’d like to
when i had short/no hair men would be like uggh grow your hair out/you look like a dyke/are you a boy? and now that i have longer hair men are like ugh but short queer hair is so cute. and i just feel like, ew. why do you think i care/don’t talk to me/don’t look at me/none of your comments are welcome